Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

[Mythic316]

So... How this game works!(sorry for any english errors)
RULES:The first person makes a wish.The second person "Grants" the wish but in a twisted/corrupted manner and then state they'r own wish!
For example: Post 1: I wish there were obsidian tools!

Second post: Granted! But Notch doesnt care!(and now the second person says his/her wish!)
I wish i go in Narnia.
Third Post: Granted! But your hair got on fire and you died in a hole!
I wish there were controlable pigs!
And so on....
Ok,

First wish : I wish there was no school.

[kenny0011]

Granted, but i delcare a spam war

I wish for a tin of spam

[SonicFF7]

Granted, but it's all gone. D:

I wish for a waffle.

[Mythic316]

Granted but its burnt

I wish for world peace

[SonicFF7]

Granted, but the peace soon turns into non peace.

I wish for unburnt waffles!

[Mythic316]

granted but they taste like salt

i wish i was rich

[TheOWCA]

wish granted, but soon you become in debt and homless

i wish for Fried Chicken Friday

[Mythic316]

granted but you die becuase you had too much fried chicken

[TheOWCA]

wish granted if you made a wish

i wish for tickets to the next Gabriel Iglasias show

[bondsmatthew]

Granted, but he doesn't make any 'fluffy' jokes.

I wish to skip school to watch anime.